I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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