"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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