Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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