What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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