so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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