Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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