I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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