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my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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