Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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