Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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