I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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