Moan for me like Helen Keller
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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