If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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