U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Randomize