How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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