Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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