What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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