their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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