Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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