all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The beer is more important than you right now.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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