so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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