Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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