I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
it's like iHOP with fire
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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