I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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