ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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