I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Randomize
