Ketchup is God's man juice
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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