But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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