He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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