is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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