im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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