So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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