If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I did not marry a roomba.
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