Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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