What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
