id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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