He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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