please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Randomize
