Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
We left an ass print on the piano.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
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