So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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