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you win
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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