Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
