You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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