u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
high people should be assigned attendants
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
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