Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I am one with the molecules
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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