ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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