The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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