Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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