You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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