My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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